Me Have Questions

From: Lulu Blue
To: askroseanne@roseanneworld.com
Date: Feb 3, 2008 12:28 PM
Subject: ‘Fat Butt’

Hello, Ms. Roseanne Barr!

So I was waiting to drive my mother’s dog home after its therapy session (the poor dear, a two-year-old Chihuahua named Señor Weasel, hasn’t been the same since he was traumatized at an early age when he accidentally saw Rush Limbaugh on television), and I overheard two women in the reception area discussing the fact that AOL named roseanneworld.com one of the worst celebrity blogs on the planet.

“They criticized her for posting political comments,” one woman said. “And for mentioning a nude painting called ‘Fat Butt’. As if that’s some sort of crime.”

“Well, it’s shameful,” the second woman said. “All this trouble with the war and the economy and they have time to make disparaging remarks about someone’s right to free speech.”

“And someone’s right to a fat butt,” the first woman added.

As I continued listening to their animated discussion about your fat butt, several questions popped into my head:
1. Is the painting actually of your rear?
2. Who painted ‘Fat Butt’ and when was it completed?
3. Do you plan on selling reproductions of ‘Fat Butt’ on your website?
4. If so, when will ‘Fat Butt’ be available?

Long story short: I have been a fan for years and love your blog almost as much as I love saying fat butt.

Thank you for making me smile. Again.

All the best,
Lulu Blue