Me Have Questions

From: Lulu Blue
To: CattesCuisine@aol.com
Date: Feb 4, 2008 8:39 PM
Subject: Baby Food for Chihuahuas

Hello!

Okay, I’m so excited that I found your post on Craigslist! I was actually looking for a date for this office award banquet thing (my bf left me for another man last month and I cannot stand the thought of going to the dinner solo), but then I started drifting and I came across your ad: Learn to Make Baby Food. I mean: It’s too perfect! After years of diligent effort, my mother’s Chihuahua, Señor Weasel, is finally going to be a proud papa! It’s so incredibly exciting! Señorita Diva Von Teese, the mother-to-be, is as round as the moon right now so the pups will arrive within the next few days.

So, anyway, long story short: I want to ensure that Señor Weasel’s offspring eat natural, easy and wholesome food that is free from preservatives, food coloring, sugar or other unnatural ingredients.

Which brings me to you with a few questions:
1. Will your recipes be as healthful for Chihuahuas as they are for human newborns?
2. Do you think my mother can prepare the recipes on her own? She has a slight drinking problem and most sharp objects have been removed from her kitchen.
3. When can we schedule private lessons? Besides the hideous office banquet, my calendar is clear as Rush Limbaugh’s conscience so any evening or weekend would work for us.
4. What is the fee for your cooking classes?

Thank you so much for your time. I look forward to hearing from you soon!

All the best,
Lulu Blue

From: Cattescuisine@aol.com
To: Lulu Blue
Date: Feb 5, 2008 7:57 AM
Subject: Re: Baby Food for Chihuahuas

My recipes are designed for baby humans. I actually have 3 dogs, one is a chihuahua…they all eat dog food. Puppy food for when they are young after they have been weened from thier mother. I have heard of people making meatloafs and freezing them for their pets. I would suggest asking your vet what would be healthy. (I think newborn puppies can only have their mothers milk.)

Good Luck,
Catte.